June 2013
23 posts
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
what the fuck
I think this encapsulates the show nicely
welcome to the hiatus
THIS IS PERFECT IN WAYS THAT DEFY DESCRIPTION PLEASE TELL ME THERE’S MORE
oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical
featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”
Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you getting married by 25” and “how many times are you going to break up and get back together before the wedding”
bonus track: stop fucking posting pictures of your baby holy shit
May 2013
42 posts
- People that don't know me but think they do: She's a cold hearted bitch.
- People that know me extremely well: She's too good and kind.
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
what the fuck did i just stumble across
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know



























